...So, this horse walks into a bar, and the bar tender says "why the long face?" Michael Morris
...So, these three notes walk into a bar: A, C, and E. The bar tender shouted, "Get OUT! You know we don't serve minors in here!" A cute kid on TV
Did I tell you about our chicken? We have the smartest chicken in the world! Why, she sings classical music! Her favorite is Bach. Valina Polka
...So, Mozart got rid of all of his chickens because they wouldn't stop saying "Bach, Bach, Bach" all the time. Another cute kid on TV
Thibadeaux and Robicheaux go fishin in a rented boat. Robicheaux puts an "X" in the bottom of the boat, Thibodeaux axed why and Robicheaux says so we can remember tomorrow where this good spot for fishin is. Thibodeaux says how you no well get this same boat tomorrow? Sally Jensen Pierce
Mike: "I ran over a Duckway on the way over here today".
Susan: "What's a Duckway?"
Mike: "Oh about 5 or 6 pounds" Jennie Collins
A customer at a restaurant tells the waiter, Klem Kadittlehopper: "This coffee tastes like MUD!" Klem replies: "That figures, it was FRESH GROUND this morning!" Don Ramos
Quasimodo, the famous Notre Dame bell ringer took a vacation so the Cardinal asked his twin brother, Jesimodo, if he'd like to sub for his brother. Unfortunately, Jesimodoe had no arms but told the Cardinal he could ring the bells with his head. Intrigued, the Cardinal hired him for the job. The first day on the job Jesimodo ran at the bell, hit it with his head, slipped and fell to his death far below to the plaza. Two monks walking by were startled by the body lying there. Stunned, one asked the other, "Who is that?" The other one said, "I don't know but his face sure rings a bell. Why he's a dead ringer for old Quasimodo!" Tommy Howser
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Tommy Howser
"You never sausage a band!" Matt Tolentino
During a recent password audit by Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:
"Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital." William Grasser
What's better than cheap toes? Frito's! Valina Polka
